Adult Cross Stitch Kits

Looking for cross stitch kits with a bit more personality? Our Adult Cross Stitch Kits are designed for grown-ups who love a laugh, a swear word, or something a little different. From tongue-in-cheek quotes to bold modern patterns, these kits are the perfect mix of creativity and humour.

Each kit includes everything you need - hoop, fabric, thread, needle, and full instructions - so all you have to do is sit back, stitch, and let off some steam. Whether it’s your next self-care project or a gift for your sweary mate, this is cross stitch… but make it fun.

'Fresh Out Of Fucks' Cross Stitch Kit

£13.00

(4.8)

'Fuck This Shit' Cross Stitch Kit

£15.00

(5.0)

'Fuck Off' Cross Stitch Kit

£12.00

(5.0)

'Don't be A Dick' Cross Stitch Kit

£12.00

(5.0)

'Fuck 'Em' Cross Stitch Kit

£13.00

(5.0)

'No Fucks Given' Cross Stitch Kit

£12.00

(5.0)

'Shit Happens' Cross Stitch Kit

£12.00

(5.0)

'Zero Fucks Given' Cross Stitch Kit

£15.00

(5.0)

'Bitch please' Cross Stitch Kit

£12.00

(5.0)

Embroidery hoop with adult cross-stitched text 'FRESH OUT OF FUCKS' on a beige background

Sweary Cross Stitch Kits

Cross stitch doesn’t have to be prim and proper. Our adult range proves it — full of cheeky designs, sweary slogans, and modern twists that make stitching feel fresh, funny, and totally therapeutic.

Every kit is made by hand in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne and designed to help you unwind, de-stress, and laugh while you create something uniquely yours.

Want more ideas? Explore our Modern Cross Stitch Kits for equally creative designs, or read our blog on Why Cross Stitch Is the Ultimate Screen Detox to see why thousands of stitchers love this mindful craft.